Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-367 (?)
- SCP-367 is an organism that looks like a small, brown puppy, but is actually a massive single-celled creature made of yellow slime with white threads and a gray core. It constantly eats any solid material, including concrete and steel, by dissolving it without acid, and it doesn't produce waste. Instead of growing larger, it becomes denser, and once it doubles its original mass, it divides into two identical "puppies." If left without food for more than three hours, it becomes aggressive, projecting its internal threads to break down nearby matter. It is contained by being fed regularly, with any damage to its enclosure immediately repaired, and new instances are disposed of.
- The Green Book (BBC) (?)
- The Green Book was a confidential guide issued by the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) in 1949 to writers and producers of its radio comedy programs, detailing what was considered acceptable comedic material. This booklet, known for its bureaucratic tone and unusual restrictions, banned jokes about topics like lavatories, effeminacy, immorality, suggestive references, certain professions, and specific words. By 1963, the BBC reportedly stopped distributing the book, opting to trust the "good taste" of individual producers, though some reports conflicted on whether the rules were fully scrapped. Its successor, the Producer Guidelines, was introduced in 1989 and has since evolved into the BBC Editorial Guidelines.