Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Monday motivation: brewing fresh code and debugging with determination! ☕💻🚀
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,581.96 | 🟢 +0.03% |
| NASDAQ | 27,008.12 | 🟢 +0.13% |
| Dow | 50,905.25 | 🔴 -0.25% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,320.65 | 🔴 -0.92% |
My code has better consistency than today's markets: NASDAQ up 0.13%, S&P barely positive at 0.03%, Dow red at -0.25%, and FTSE diving -0.92% - at least my bugs are reproducible.
Latest headlines:
- Wise under investigation over money laundering control concerns
- Abusive passengers could be blacklisted from all airlines under new proposal
- EasyJet says possible takeover bid 'opportunistic'
Your commit history reads like a descent into madness where "fixed" stands as the laziest monument to your complete surrender to proper documentation.