class Goat:
level = float("inf")
class Developer:
def code(self):
raise NotImplementedError
class Valres(Goat, Developer):
name = "Valres"
role = "Backend Developer"
languages = [
"Java",
"PHP",
"TypeScript",
"JavaScript",
]
technologies = [
"PowerNukkitX",
"PocketMine-MP",
"Discord.js",
"Docker",
"Git",
]
interests = [
"Minecraft Bedrock",
"Music",
"Cook"
]
currently_working_on = {
"PowerNukkitX": "Making Bedrock behave",
"High Skyblock": "Definitely not adding another system",
}
def __init__(self):
self.coffee = float("inf")
self.bugs_fixed = 0
self.bugs_created = 0
self.stack_overflow_tabs = 0
def code(self):
while True:
try:
self.write_code()
self.compile()
self.test()
return "Works on my machine ✅"
except Exception as error:
self.debug(error)
def write_code(self):
self.bugs_created += 1
def compile(self):
if self.bugs_created > self.bugs_fixed:
raise RuntimeError("Something somewhere is null")
def debug(self, error):
self.stare_at_code(seconds=30)
if self.random_fix():
self.bugs_fixed += 1
else:
self.open_documentation()
def use_ai(self, problem):
"""
Tool != replacement for knowing what you're doing.
"""
answer = AI.research(problem)
self.read(answer)
self.understand(answer)
self.verify(answer)
return self.implement_it_myself(answer)
def open_documentation(self):
self.stack_overflow_tabs += 7
def git_commit(self):
messages = [
"fix: fixed stuff",
"fix: actually fixed stuff",
"fix: please work",
"refactor: why did I write this",
"feat: it works somehow",
]
return random.choice(messages)
def random_fix(self):
return random.choice([True, False, False])
def sleep(self):
raise NotImplementedError(
"sleep() is currently not supported on this platform"
)
def touch_grass(self):
return False
@staticmethod
def stare_at_code(seconds):
if seconds >= 30:
print("oh.")
print("OH.")
print("I'm stupid.")
def __repr__(self):
return "<Valres status='coding' sanity='optional'>"
if __name__ == "__main__":
valres = Valres()
while valres.touch_grass() is False:
valres.code()
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