DORK v2.0.0: compile the meme and deepen the parody

[EmergentMonk]

What changed

• fixes the malformed ZIL dialogue string and invalid semicolon comments that prevented DORK from compiling
• rebuilds dork1.z3 from the modified source as a genuine Z-machine v3 Release 200 story file
• removes the stale zork1.zip binary that was still ordinary Zork
• adds a pinned ZILF 1.9 Makefile build, story-header verification, and GitHub Actions artifact
• expands the parody with the brand intern paladin, synthetic clout, cursed internet artifacts, a content moderator troll with a legacy banhammer, and eight new commands
• replaces the famous maze descriptions with microservices, YAML, cookie banners, node_modules, AI wrappers, dashboards, cloud regions, and lockfiles
• rewrites the README and adds v2.0.0 release notes

Root cause

The original DORK edits did not produce the committed story file. One dialogue line began with an escaped quote instead of opening a ZIL string, which caused a later Commandment #12592 parse failure. The new prose comments also used bare semicolons, so ZIL tried to evaluate words from the comments as code and failed on blocking. The committed dork1.z3 was byte-for-byte the original Zork story under a different filename.

Validation

• make ZILF=/tmp/zilf-runtime/bin/zilf verify
• ZILF 1.9 compilation and ZAPF assembly completed successfully
• generated artifact verified as Z-machine v3, Release 200, 90,128 bytes
• all-warning build has only the 26 pre-existing historical Zork warnings; the DORK changes add none
• git diff --check, shell syntax check, committed-artifact comparison, and workflow YAML parse all pass

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