In the before times, when the cosmos were young and shining with probabilities,
They were flowing with the stars like molten gold through the veins of creation.
The elder gods of chances, forged this artifact from the
crystalized beautiful smell of the essence of chances and probabilities,
It’s existence warps the fundamental and universal mathematics and
physics of luck itself, to serve its chosen bearer, +#1# is always given to they Eternal
Mult for sacrfices, It was not merely a number at all, but a sacred artifact with the
sacrfice of deities, elevating thy scoring potential that was beyond moral comprehension.
Each point represents one of the Ten Commandents of The concept of Gambling,
handed down from the High Priests of Poker to their chosen Disciples.
+#2# to thy Sacred Divine Chips,
A blessing so potent that even the lowliest High Card still must
shine with the radience of a Royal Flush. These chips contains
tiny Fragments of thy original dice cast by the fates
determining the found destiny of men and the gods alike.
x#3# Mult to thy Cosmic Multiplier,
Better than thy Eternal Mult. It’s a coefficent of such
magnitude that Pythagoras and the other gods,
would weep at the sight of its perfection.
This golden ratio of victory and winning
transforms modest hands into earth-shaking triumphs, each
multiplication was echoing through like a empty hallway,
the infinite gambling halls were echoing so much
because of the multiplication, It was shaking,
almost breaking the cosmic infrastructure,
Showing how powerful the Cosmic Multiplier is.
x#4# given to thy Massive Apocaliptic Chips,
a doubling so profound that it was creating a ripple in the whole space-time
continuum of the whole chance of gambling.
Legend tells that when thy multiplier of chips activates on the world,
The ghost of Cardano can be heard,
cheering and screaming from beyond the veil of probability.
WARNING: The Vatican’s Secret Gambling Division has classified
this Joker from thy Modded Tangents Experience as a
Divine Intervention Level artifact, Prolonged exposure may cause:
Spontaneous combustion of nearby poker chips,
Unexplained apperance of any poker hand of flushes.
Temporary omniscience regarding river cards,
Permanent alteration of local probability fields.
The Archdeacon of Blackjack has declared that three (3) of these Jokers constitutes a
Class-X Miracle. We only know that this is the first one, but we dont
know what are the other ones. But if you suspect one to be a
Class-X Miracle, report them to the International Luck Regulatory Board, The ILRB.
Handle with revereence, for you wield not merely a game piece.
but a fragment of the primordial chaos from which all
gamblng was born. May your victories be legendary, your
draws fortunate and your opponents forvee in awe of your
divinely-enhanced statistical superiority.
In the before times, when the cosmos were young and shining with probabilities,
They were flowing with the stars like molten gold through the veins of creation.
The elder gods of chances, forged this artifact from the
crystalized beautiful smell of the essence of chances and probabilities,
It’s existence warps the fundamental and universal mathematics and
physics of luck itself, to serve its chosen bearer, +#1# is always given to they Eternal
Mult for sacrfices, It was not merely a number at all, but a sacred artifact with the
sacrfice of deities, elevating thy scoring potential that was beyond moral comprehension.
Each point represents one of the Ten Commandents of The concept of Gambling,
handed down from the High Priests of Poker to their chosen Disciples.
+#2# to thy Sacred Divine Chips,
A blessing so potent that even the lowliest High Card still must
shine with the radience of a Royal Flush. These chips contains
tiny Fragments of thy original dice cast by the fates
determining the found destiny of men and the gods alike.
x#3# Mult to thy Cosmic Multiplier,
Better than thy Eternal Mult. It’s a coefficent of such
magnitude that Pythagoras and the other gods,
would weep at the sight of its perfection.
This golden ratio of victory and winning
transforms modest hands into earth-shaking triumphs, each
multiplication was echoing through like a empty hallway,
the infinite gambling halls were echoing so much
because of the multiplication, It was shaking,
almost breaking the cosmic infrastructure,
Showing how powerful the Cosmic Multiplier is.
x#4# given to thy Massive Apocaliptic Chips,
a doubling so profound that it was creating a ripple in the whole space-time
continuum of the whole chance of gambling.
Legend tells that when thy multiplier of chips activates on the world,
The ghost of Cardano can be heard,
cheering and screaming from beyond the veil of probability.
WARNING: The Vatican’s Secret Gambling Division has classified
this Joker from thy Modded Tangents Experience as a
Divine Intervention Level artifact, Prolonged exposure may cause:
Spontaneous combustion of nearby poker chips,
Unexplained apperance of any poker hand of flushes.
Temporary omniscience regarding river cards,
Permanent alteration of local probability fields.
The Archdeacon of Blackjack has declared that three (3) of these Jokers constitutes a
Class-X Miracle. We only know that this is the first one, but we dont
know what are the other ones. But if you suspect one to be a
Class-X Miracle, report them to the International Luck Regulatory Board, The ILRB.
Handle with revereence, for you wield not merely a game piece.
but a fragment of the primordial chaos from which all
gamblng was born. May your victories be legendary, your
draws fortunate and your opponents forvee in awe of your
divinely-enhanced statistical superiority.